/u/Charlieworkgiraffe's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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“It’s a girl!” the servant proclaimed in the bedroom with the most decadent couch, fabrics, and chandelier.
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The cop had me handcuffed in the back of his patrol car after explaining to me that I fit the description of a suspect they were looking for when I asked, “Hey, aren’t you supposed to read me my rights?
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The cafeteria lady had to be careful, because many of the students were severely allergic to peanuts.
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He was pleased, after a long day of work, to see his wife serve him dinner with a smile on her face.
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On a tour of an old castle, the tour guide led us through a door down to what used to be the dungeon.
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