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“Wait for me, sweetie,” I caught her just as she was about to run out the door, “you know you're not allowed to go out by yourself!”

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One of the worst things about fostering is knowing that someone can show up to whisk your kids away to another placement with zero notice, even in the middle of the night.

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“If you want your business to succeed,” my father always said, “you have to drive up demand for what you're selling.”

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My two year old is too short to open the front door by himself.

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[AUG24] The community felt a lot safer letting their kids play unattended again, after they saw a policeman stationed near the playground to keep watch.

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The police didn't know how the baby had stayed so fat and healthy, it must have been trapped in that house for weeks and its parents were nowhere to be found.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Wait for me, sweetie,” I caught her just as she was about to run out the door, “you know you're not allowed to go out by yourself!”	1814
One of the worst things about fostering is knowing that someone can show up to whisk your kids away to another placement with zero notice, even in the middle of the night.	652
“If you want your business to succeed,” my father always said, “you have to drive up demand for what you're selling.”	59
My two year old is too short to open the front door by himself.	51
[AUG24] The community felt a lot safer letting their kids play unattended again, after they saw a policeman stationed near the playground to keep watch.	33
The police didn't know how the baby had stayed so fat and healthy, it must have been trapped in that house for weeks and its parents were nowhere to be found.	32