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I promised Satan my first born child, knowing that I had no plans to ever become pregnant.

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With my pistol in my hand, I burst into tears, staring at my wife and kids.

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Everyone was terrified when the serial killer started his latest cycle.

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A week after Jeffrey went missing, I decided to host a dinner party to cheer up the rest of my friends.

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I was worried when I saw the white flakes drifting down from the sky, knowing that the guards probably wouldn't give any of us shoes or warm clothing.

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The monster dove back under my bed as my bedroom door opened.

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When I learned about the history of genocides around the world, my mother assured me that we'd never need to worry about that.

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My father always told me I was missing a couple screws in my head whenever I made a mistake.

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I screamed and cried in my cell, wishing for anyone to believe my innocence.

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"If you see your neighborhood listed at the bottom of the screen, be prepared for anywhere between a quarter to half an inch of ashfall"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I promised Satan my first born child, knowing that I had no plans to ever become pregnant.	688
With my pistol in my hand, I burst into tears, staring at my wife and kids.	586
Everyone was terrified when the serial killer started his latest cycle.	253
A week after Jeffrey went missing, I decided to host a dinner party to cheer up the rest of my friends.	133
I was worried when I saw the white flakes drifting down from the sky, knowing that the guards probably wouldn't give any of us shoes or warm clothing.	98
The monster dove back under my bed as my bedroom door opened.	64
When I learned about the history of genocides around the world, my mother assured me that we'd never need to worry about that.	53
My father always told me I was missing a couple screws in my head whenever I made a mistake.	52
I screamed and cried in my cell, wishing for anyone to believe my innocence.	46
"If you see your neighborhood listed at the bottom of the screen, be prepared for anywhere between a quarter to half an inch of ashfall"	37