/u/Chel_G's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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To stop the local kids stealing from my strawberry patch, I put up a sign saying "One of the strawberries in this patch has been poisoned."

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My pet won't stop barking and howling in rage every time I'm out of the room.

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I keep hearing my parents having sex in the next room.

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The gynecologist told me the straps on my ankles were just to keep me in place. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To stop the local kids stealing from my strawberry patch, I put up a sign saying "One of the strawberries in this patch has been poisoned."	189
My pet won't stop barking and howling in rage every time I'm out of the room.	16
I keep hearing my parents having sex in the next room.	15
The gynecologist told me the straps on my ankles were just to keep me in place. NSFW	6