/u/Chicago_5's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Through the baby monitor, I watched the intruder carry my newborn out of the nursery window and into an unmarked van.

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Tonight, the man of my dreams asked me something I’ll never forget.

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They say you can’t spoil a baby.

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After my college roommate passed out drunk, we thought it would be funny to draw on him with a marker.

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Today, I discovered my husband’s secret porn collection.

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My therapist assured me that I was experiencing symptoms of paranoia and had nothing to worry about.

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I watched solemnly as they lowered my father’s casket into the grave.

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After my son was born, my wife and I would stare at his little face for hours.

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“My wife will be a wonderful mother”

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“I just wanted the baby to stop crying.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Through the baby monitor, I watched the intruder carry my newborn out of the nursery window and into an unmarked van.	372
Tonight, the man of my dreams asked me something I’ll never forget.	281
They say you can’t spoil a baby.	155
After my college roommate passed out drunk, we thought it would be funny to draw on him with a marker.	154
Today, I discovered my husband’s secret porn collection.	107
My therapist assured me that I was experiencing symptoms of paranoia and had nothing to worry about.	89
I watched solemnly as they lowered my father’s casket into the grave.	30
After my son was born, my wife and I would stare at his little face for hours.	27
“My wife will be a wonderful mother”	23
“I just wanted the baby to stop crying.”	23