/u/ChrisTaliaferro's posts
[EU] Peter Venkman confesses to Dana Barrett that ghosts aren't real. Everything she saw was an elaborate light show originally conceived by Egon, one that was made even more convincing when they hired the best special effects man on the east coast, Winston Zeddmore.
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[WP] At first you think you're having a stroke because everyone sounds so strange, but then you realize the entire world is speaking in text typos and you're determined to get to the ducking bottom of tit
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[EU] You danced with her for hours, until suddenly at midnight she abruptly took off, you didn't have her number but she dropped her custom N95 mask...upon using it to find her house, her maskless stepmom and sisters meet you at the door...
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[WP] Smiles and laughter have literally become contagious, and when you catch them you can't stop...it eventually causes great pain in your face. You work at Make-A-Wish and children's smiles/laughs are the strongest of them all.
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[WP] You're at the McDonald's Drive Thru. You pull up to the first window to pay, the second to get your order, and then you notice there are two more windows.
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[EU] Dorian Gray has a selfie style photo of himself that will keep him immortal as long as he keeps it intact, but it's 2019 and the photo is on an old SD card that he lost when he got his galaxy S9
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[EU] You move to Hill Valley to escape the allegations and focus on your scientific research, but you meet a suave, handsome high schooler and it feels like history is going to repeat itself...
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[EU] You've had your pet Gizmo for months and he's been nothing but trouble. You can't get him wet or feed him after midnight, feeling stressed you decide to have him euthanized...only to feel extreme regret which causes you to bury him in a pet semetary where he may come back to life.
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[EU] Since the day you were born, you were trained to be the perfect bride for Prince Akeem of Zamunda, but he's instead taken an American bride and you're planning your next move in life.
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