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OMG, I KISSED A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME!

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IF SHE BREATHES

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I stole a fair ladies heart with my silver tongue

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“Don’t even try calling the police”

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Unlike most idiots in horror movies, I actually checked the back seat of the car

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I absentmindedly listen to music as my son plays COD 3

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I walked in on my daughter watching something that she shouldn’t have, that I don’t remember saying she could.

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I got a boner as I walked into the bedroom and saw my wife on the bed, expecting me.

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I can’t believe it, it’s finally happened!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
OMG, I KISSED A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME!	164
IF SHE BREATHES	16
I stole a fair ladies heart with my silver tongue	11
“Don’t even try calling the police”	9
Unlike most idiots in horror movies, I actually checked the back seat of the car	7
I absentmindedly listen to music as my son plays COD 3	2
I walked in on my daughter watching something that she shouldn’t have, that I don’t remember saying she could.	2
I got a boner as I walked into the bedroom and saw my wife on the bed, expecting me.	2
I can’t believe it, it’s finally happened!	1