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I’m a gay guy, and I’m about to meet my boyfriend in about 2 days.

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“Honey, dinner is ready!” My mom said, setting up the table, the sound of knives pressing into perfectly cooked meat echoed the halls.

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My wife would always bug me, asking what my job was.

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I don’t understand why people want me to keep taking shots at the party.

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Choosing between my my girlfriend and my ex is hard.

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Being a farmer is a very great job in this part of the region.

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I hate when I hear the sound: “Front door: Open”

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Seeing memes about Human Trafficking is funny.

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In high school, my teacher always told me if I didn’t get better greats I’d be cutting up meat at McDonalds.

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School was never my strong suit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m a gay guy, and I’m about to meet my boyfriend in about 2 days.	26
“Honey, dinner is ready!” My mom said, setting up the table, the sound of knives pressing into perfectly cooked meat echoed the halls.	21
My wife would always bug me, asking what my job was.	17
I don’t understand why people want me to keep taking shots at the party.	16
Choosing between my my girlfriend and my ex is hard.	14
Being a farmer is a very great job in this part of the region.	12
I hate when I hear the sound: “Front door: Open”	11
Seeing memes about Human Trafficking is funny.	11
In high school, my teacher always told me if I didn’t get better greats I’d be cutting up meat at McDonalds.	7
School was never my strong suit.	4