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My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.

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I Used To Go Out With A Girl Who Punched Me In The Face When She Orgasmed... NSFW

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My girlfriend told me I was disgusting for licking the bowl clean after I finished.

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When One Door Closes, Another Door Opens...

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When My Girlfriend is Depressed, I Let Her Color in My Tattoos.

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I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg and I said, "I bet I know what your favorite holiday is."

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I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-smoking".

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I brought my grandmother to one of those fish spa places where the little fish eat your dead skin...

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A Strange Woman Looked Into My Window This Morning and Saw Me Masturbating Furiously.

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I Tried Changing My Password To 'BeefStew'

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.	498	TwoSentenceComedy
I Used To Go Out With A Girl Who Punched Me In The Face When She Orgasmed... NSFW	443	TwoSentenceComedy
My girlfriend told me I was disgusting for licking the bowl clean after I finished.	396	TwoSentenceHorror
When One Door Closes, Another Door Opens...	346	TwoSentenceComedy
When My Girlfriend is Depressed, I Let Her Color in My Tattoos.	324	TwoSentenceComedy
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg and I said, "I bet I know what your favorite holiday is."	292	TwoSentenceComedy
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-smoking".	285	TwoSentenceComedy
I brought my grandmother to one of those fish spa places where the little fish eat your dead skin...	270	TwoSentenceComedy
A Strange Woman Looked Into My Window This Morning and Saw Me Masturbating Furiously.	241	TwoSentenceComedy
I Tried Changing My Password To 'BeefStew'	195	TwoSentenceComedy