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The cigarette after sex is always the best, they say

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They told me dogs are man's best friends

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I could see my butthole in the rearview mirror

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The sound of the children dragging their fingernails on the blackboard was getting unbearable

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OMG ive never seen so much pousey & ass in my life

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After 6 months of looking at a picture of her everyday on my desk, I've finally had enough

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I'll survive thanks to my wife

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I could see my butthole in the rearview mirror

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*farts tremendously after eating 1 kg of bad KFC*

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As I forced out in the toilet the last bits of excrements out of my rectum, I felt something enlarge it terribly

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