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Its wierd how people tell a woman to shake her money maker.

165 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I dont know why people dont like suicide bombers.

155 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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He figured it would be alright to rest his eyes, on the bus ride up the mountain during the school field trip.

51 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The man in the picture is smiling; always smiling.

39 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I love to sleep naked.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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During my colonoscopy; I asked my doctor where I needed to put my pants.

16 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The pale girl is following me around.

15 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I had an Ethiopian friend who was scared to do a dare, so I called him Chicken.

13 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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"Red light, Green light!" I exclaimed.

12 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"Show me the light, or leave me in darkness" I said shortly before hearing a low whisper.

8 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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