/u/ColaNaught's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Panicking, I scrambled to try and move any part of my body to let the pathologists know I was still alive before they autopsied me.

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“Did you know female mantises eat their mates?” She asked me.

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911, what’s your emergency?

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“Monsters aren’t real, sweatheart,” they’d say as they tuck me in.

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I waved my arms around to let the man know I was alive.

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As the clock reached 6AM, I knew I was safe.

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After I asked, Father Trauger showed me where the bathroom was.

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My language arts teacher said if I used the wrong thare again, she’d kill me.

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How do i Even go about teLling a horror story, only using two sentences; that’s a Pretty finite aMount of words I can usE.

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People really think we put dangerous chemicals in the shots?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Panicking, I scrambled to try and move any part of my body to let the pathologists know I was still alive before they autopsied me.	2183
“Did you know female mantises eat their mates?” She asked me.	1312
911, what’s your emergency?	425
“Monsters aren’t real, sweatheart,” they’d say as they tuck me in.	287
I waved my arms around to let the man know I was alive.	208
As the clock reached 6AM, I knew I was safe.	153
After I asked, Father Trauger showed me where the bathroom was.	120
My language arts teacher said if I used the wrong thare again, she’d kill me.	112
How do i Even go about teLling a horror story, only using two sentences; that’s a Pretty finite aMount of words I can usE.	90
People really think we put dangerous chemicals in the shots?	47