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"WATCH OUT FOR THE LOAN SHARKS!" yelled the old man as I walked into his backyard.

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Never, EVER sleep with your head under the pillow.

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I was smart when I wished for immortality, since I included that I could end it at any time by saying "I want to be mortal again" three times in a row.

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"Goodnight Nicholas, goodnight Gene, goodnight Hugo!" I said softly into the darkness of my boy's room.

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I went down into the crawlspace to see what was making that smell.

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"You will have unlimited wealth but spiders will always want to run up your leg" sounded like a pretty good deal.

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"I wish I had a nine inch penis," I said to the genie.

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As the sun set, Lester prepared to send the child's severed finger to his rich parents.

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I don't regret wishing for the power to stop time.

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The fisherman cheerfully tore off one of the crab's claws and returned him to the sea, knowing that it would grow back.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"WATCH OUT FOR THE LOAN SHARKS!" yelled the old man as I walked into his backyard.	429	TwoSentenceHorror
Never, EVER sleep with your head under the pillow.	391	TwoSentenceHorror
I was smart when I wished for immortality, since I included that I could end it at any time by saying "I want to be mortal again" three times in a row.	206	TwoSentenceHorror
"Goodnight Nicholas, goodnight Gene, goodnight Hugo!" I said softly into the darkness of my boy's room.	200	TwoSentenceHorror
I went down into the crawlspace to see what was making that smell.	136	TwoSentenceHorror
"You will have unlimited wealth but spiders will always want to run up your leg" sounded like a pretty good deal.	102	TwoSentenceHorror
"I wish I had a nine inch penis," I said to the genie.	94	TwoSentenceHorror
As the sun set, Lester prepared to send the child's severed finger to his rich parents.	78	TwoSentenceHorror
I don't regret wishing for the power to stop time.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
The fisherman cheerfully tore off one of the crab's claws and returned him to the sea, knowing that it would grow back.	63	TwoSentenceHorror