/u/ComcastDirect's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My daughter told me mom took her baby brother for a drive.

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My doppelgänger told me she was going to commit suicide by hanging herself in the morning.

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I began to laugh, as my buddy pushed the detonator, and I was finally at ease knowing that the explosion would kill every last one of those damned boat-dwelling murderers!!!!

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They told me they’d make me a full bodied wine.

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I called IT support yesterday and the technician was supposed to be here today at 1:00pm.

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I hate when my arm falls asleep because it hurts.

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I couldn’t help but stare

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There’s nothing better than a fresh smoothie in the morning.

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As a teacher, part of me wanted to hug my sad students.

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Hickory Dickory Dock

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My daughter told me mom took her baby brother for a drive.	13
My doppelgänger told me she was going to commit suicide by hanging herself in the morning.	12
I began to laugh, as my buddy pushed the detonator, and I was finally at ease knowing that the explosion would kill every last one of those damned boat-dwelling murderers!!!!	12
They told me they’d make me a full bodied wine.	11
I called IT support yesterday and the technician was supposed to be here today at 1:00pm.	11
I hate when my arm falls asleep because it hurts.	10
I couldn’t help but stare	10
There’s nothing better than a fresh smoothie in the morning.	10
As a teacher, part of me wanted to hug my sad students.	10
Hickory Dickory Dock	9