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My wife prepared us pancakes and eggs for breakfast.

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My boss is very literal so when she said heads were going to roll I instinctively rubbed my neck.

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I want to die peacefully like my grandfather.

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As my friends and I sat, alone in the isolated cabin, I began to tell them the legend of the Wendigo.

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I don’t know what scares the kids more.

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I wanted some peace of mind, she wanted some piece of mind.

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As a realtor, I often hear clients wondering aloud what the walls of their homes would say if they could talk.

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I’ve had this weird cough for a few weeks.

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“Please, please let me go”, was the desperate cry, “we don’t mean to cause any trouble”.

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The Green Pieces members sat upon their boat, staring across the horizon.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife prepared us pancakes and eggs for breakfast.	8
My boss is very literal so when she said heads were going to roll I instinctively rubbed my neck.	7
I want to die peacefully like my grandfather.	7
As my friends and I sat, alone in the isolated cabin, I began to tell them the legend of the Wendigo.	7
I don’t know what scares the kids more.	6
I wanted some peace of mind, she wanted some piece of mind.	3
As a realtor, I often hear clients wondering aloud what the walls of their homes would say if they could talk.	1
I’ve had this weird cough for a few weeks.	1
“Please, please let me go”, was the desperate cry, “we don’t mean to cause any trouble”.	1
The Green Pieces members sat upon their boat, staring across the horizon.	1