/u/CommieKiller304's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Mom, what are you eating so late?" I said towards the fridge door after coming home from the bar.

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"Mommy brought Santa home!" screamed my daughter as she looked out the window.

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Daddy will be so surprised when he finds me hidden in the back of his army truck.

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As a kid I always wanted to be on one of those popular game shows of the 2010s.

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"You can come over tonight as long as you don't mind my pet crabs" the girl I met at the bar told me over the loud music.

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"Stay away!" the voices yelled as I walked towards that amazing aroma.

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I rubbed my hurt arm as the flashlight lay on the ground, flickering. NSFW

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"How did you sleep?" I asked my roommate as I passed the bathroom.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Mom, what are you eating so late?" I said towards the fridge door after coming home from the bar.	2966
"Mommy brought Santa home!" screamed my daughter as she looked out the window.	278
Daddy will be so surprised when he finds me hidden in the back of his army truck.	128
As a kid I always wanted to be on one of those popular game shows of the 2010s.	81
"You can come over tonight as long as you don't mind my pet crabs" the girl I met at the bar told me over the loud music.	13
"Stay away!" the voices yelled as I walked towards that amazing aroma.	13
I rubbed my hurt arm as the flashlight lay on the ground, flickering. NSFW	1
"How did you sleep?" I asked my roommate as I passed the bathroom.	0