/u/CommitTaxEvasion's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I smiled to the mirror to check my teeth.

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The horned entity visits my room once again, as I stared at it paralyzed from neck down at midnight sharp.

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I admit to scolding my daughter and telling her to use her head when she couldn't open the tin can..

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After the harness had been put on, the operator warned me not to look behind me throughout the underground boat ride, no matter what I hear.

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I sobbed uncontrollably briefly after I pulled the life support for my terminally ill boyfriend.

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"Let them eat cake," my wife laughed as she said our kids complained that they were hungry.

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Today's forecast includes a brisk hailstone shower; nothing a strong umbrella can't stop.

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I smiled widely to the mirror.

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The headmaster was mad that teachers allowed students to throw their textbooks off balconies to celebrate their completed exams.

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"R-regarding the imminent major climate changes, we admit to the world that.. there was an error in our calculations; where it was estimated that only millions would die."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I smiled to the mirror to check my teeth.	39
The horned entity visits my room once again, as I stared at it paralyzed from neck down at midnight sharp.	37
I admit to scolding my daughter and telling her to use her head when she couldn't open the tin can..	35
After the harness had been put on, the operator warned me not to look behind me throughout the underground boat ride, no matter what I hear.	33
I sobbed uncontrollably briefly after I pulled the life support for my terminally ill boyfriend.	33
"Let them eat cake," my wife laughed as she said our kids complained that they were hungry.	31
Today's forecast includes a brisk hailstone shower; nothing a strong umbrella can't stop.	31
I smiled widely to the mirror.	30
The headmaster was mad that teachers allowed students to throw their textbooks off balconies to celebrate their completed exams.	29
"R-regarding the imminent major climate changes, we admit to the world that.. there was an error in our calculations; where it was estimated that only millions would die."	26