/u/CommitTaxEvasion's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"R-regarding the imminent major climate changes, we admit to the world that.. there was an error in our calculations; where it was estimated that only millions would die."

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"There there.. I think the monsters are gone now," a whisper spoke in my ear.

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I'm glad my adolescent children respect the Holocaust.

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I placed my eye by the hole to look through it, could barely see anything.

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As the old man carried his toddler grandson up the boat loaded with supplies to escape the horrors of the zombie apocalypse, he still felt he had forgotten something.

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I laid face first motionless beside my gun, praying silently as the enemy soldiers swept past our defeated division.

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Knowing he can’t survive the zombie outbreak, I allowed my sick son to meet his Maker.

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Every window in the house is fitted with security grills; our home is practically safe from burglars.

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"Will you stop SCREAMING?! I barely touched you!"

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"I told you, I'm not gay."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"R-regarding the imminent major climate changes, we admit to the world that.. there was an error in our calculations; where it was estimated that only millions would die."	26
"There there.. I think the monsters are gone now," a whisper spoke in my ear.	25
I'm glad my adolescent children respect the Holocaust.	25
I placed my eye by the hole to look through it, could barely see anything.	24
As the old man carried his toddler grandson up the boat loaded with supplies to escape the horrors of the zombie apocalypse, he still felt he had forgotten something.	24
I laid face first motionless beside my gun, praying silently as the enemy soldiers swept past our defeated division.	21
Knowing he can’t survive the zombie outbreak, I allowed my sick son to meet his Maker.	20
Every window in the house is fitted with security grills; our home is practically safe from burglars.	17
"Will you stop SCREAMING?! I barely touched you!"	16
"I told you, I'm not gay."	15