/u/ComprehensiveSalad50's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Watching the biggest penis I'd ever seen slide through the glory hole, I smile at the thought of enjoying every inch of it.

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Having always wondered who saved me from drowning as a child, I stepped out of the time machine.

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After a long isolated winter surviving only on jerky, it was time to reopen the hotel.

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I grabbed the power drill from my shed, searching for the right size drill bit I hoped this would finally provide the relief I needed.

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I opened my eyes, adjusting to the dark, enclosed space, before letting out a pointless scream.

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Ten years ago the notorious serial killer killed my fiance with his signature method of removing his victims eyes and stuffing the sockets with cotton balls, then he disappeared forever.

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The Portal Toilet rectum device, that instantly transported bowel movements to another dimension, was my greatest invention and would take the world by storm.

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Those costumes didn't fool me, aliens trying to buy the world?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Watching the biggest penis I'd ever seen slide through the glory hole, I smile at the thought of enjoying every inch of it.	1659
Having always wondered who saved me from drowning as a child, I stepped out of the time machine.	30
After a long isolated winter surviving only on jerky, it was time to reopen the hotel.	27
I grabbed the power drill from my shed, searching for the right size drill bit I hoped this would finally provide the relief I needed.	21
I opened my eyes, adjusting to the dark, enclosed space, before letting out a pointless scream.	16
Ten years ago the notorious serial killer killed my fiance with his signature method of removing his victims eyes and stuffing the sockets with cotton balls, then he disappeared forever.	1
The Portal Toilet rectum device, that instantly transported bowel movements to another dimension, was my greatest invention and would take the world by storm.	1
Those costumes didn't fool me, aliens trying to buy the world?	1