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[WP] Instead of the profound and eloquent first-contact humanity expected, the alien message from the inky blackness of space was a concise, "Hey, FUCK YOU, humans!"

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[WP] You gain complete omniscience; the sheer amount of information in your mind is so overwhelming, however, that your ability to express any single idea cannot extend beyond one sentence.

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"Come over to my place and I'll make you sushi," she said.

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[WP] The inhabitants of a universe you inadvertently created have come to meet their creator.

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[WP] Out of nowhere, you start getting swarmed by reporters. Microphones and cameras are thrust at you from all directions. You find out that in the last hour EVERY political figure on the planets has conceded their position to you.

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[WP] You die and are condemned to the "ironic torture" section of hell, but due to the comically inept record processing capabilities of the afterlife you are assigned the wrong type of eternal torture.

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[WP] In 2024 the effect of microplastics on human biology becomes apparent: penises now fall off and regrow seasonally similar to antlers. EVERYONE grows one, which is proportional in size to the amount of ingested microplastics.

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[WP] You were recruited to protect humanity from Eldritch Horrors. You have been the world's biggest celebrity for years; the de facto leader of Earth, in fact. Today the Eldritch Horrors breached our dimension and your time has come... But you were never told of or questioned about your "ability".

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[WP] Alone in a World of Shadows: A wave of cosmic radiation struck our solar system 10 years ago; only a single person remained unaffected by the amnesia which befell all of humanity.

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[WP] You have developed the ability to double-jump. The world's Olympic gymnasts, jealous of this unique ability, have banded together on a mission to exterminate you.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Instead of the profound and eloquent first-contact humanity expected, the alien message from the inky blackness of space was a concise, "Hey, FUCK YOU, humans!"	13	WritingPrompts
[WP] You gain complete omniscience; the sheer amount of information in your mind is so overwhelming, however, that your ability to express any single idea cannot extend beyond one sentence.	13	WritingPrompts
"Come over to my place and I'll make you sushi," she said.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The inhabitants of a universe you inadvertently created have come to meet their creator.	12	WritingPrompts
[WP] Out of nowhere, you start getting swarmed by reporters. Microphones and cameras are thrust at you from all directions. You find out that in the last hour EVERY political figure on the planets has conceded their position to you.	12	WritingPrompts
[WP] You die and are condemned to the "ironic torture" section of hell, but due to the comically inept record processing capabilities of the afterlife you are assigned the wrong type of eternal torture.	10	WritingPrompts
[WP] In 2024 the effect of microplastics on human biology becomes apparent: penises now fall off and regrow seasonally similar to antlers. EVERYONE grows one, which is proportional in size to the amount of ingested microplastics.	10	WritingPrompts
[WP] You were recruited to protect humanity from Eldritch Horrors. You have been the world's biggest celebrity for years; the de facto leader of Earth, in fact. Today the Eldritch Horrors breached our dimension and your time has come... But you were never told of or questioned about your "ability".	10	WritingPrompts
[WP] Alone in a World of Shadows: A wave of cosmic radiation struck our solar system 10 years ago; only a single person remained unaffected by the amnesia which befell all of humanity.	8	WritingPrompts
[WP] You have developed the ability to double-jump. The world's Olympic gymnasts, jealous of this unique ability, have banded together on a mission to exterminate you.	8	WritingPrompts