/u/CongruentInfluence's posts
[WP] You turn the crank on the jack-in-the-box; as the oddly ominous tune comes to a climax, you pop out holding a jack-in-the-box
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[WP] Governments across the world unanimously declare social media illegal, triggering a global civil uprising.
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[WP] The Silicite Armada surrounds Earth and delivers an ultimatum to humanity: Cease the enslavement and abuse of all mineral kind or be annihilated.
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[WP] As the god of brunch and jorts all of the other gods have dunked on you for millennia. Since humanity developed the technology to capture gods, however, you remain as the singular unimprisoned divine entity in the universe.
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[WP] You create an idiom with such profound existential truth that the notion of it reverberates through reality itself. Lifeforms from across the universe begin a pilgrimage to meet the most enlightened being to ever exist.
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[WP] You see a nondescript Writing Prompt which you initially ignore. Your inner monologue begins getting louder and more insistent that you respond; going so far as to threaten your continued defiance with a retaliatory aneurysm.
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[WP] Earth becomes the hotspot of alien gladiatorial combat; hundreds of aliens of dozens of species come here everyday to fight to the death since "human rights" don't extend to ALL life forms - an exception unique to this planet.
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[WP] You wake up with the ability to commune with water; it quickly turns out this is more of a curse than a gift.
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