/u/ConnorTheOtherUser's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"Wow, today's 90 degrees and I have the time to go out and swim the heat off!" The man says looking at the temperature on the news broadcast.
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The jaws of the monster formed a cruel smile; it's tongue licked their lips in excitement as they approached their prey.
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Finishing the draft he was working on, the man sat down and thought for a moment before his wife walked in.
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"I'm so sick of sticking with you after all the bullshit you've done to me!" The man said to his brother.
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The magician broke into a chortle as the birthday girl asked him to pull her baby brother out of the top hat.
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The buttons one rule was simple; being that every time it was pushed, the pusher would gain 1000 dollars but someone random died of a heart attack.
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