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My brother texted me saying he totally destroyed the school toilet.

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My brother texted me saying he totally destroyed the school toilet.	17
Sirens ring out as I lock myself in my rotting apartment, the police storming up the stairs just outside my door; and suddenly I get a phone call as the SWAT team they sent in bursts down my door and knocks me unconscious; the last words I hear before being put in prison for my crimes being this.	6