/u/ControversyisKey's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"NO NO NO, Use just your fingers," my wife squealed NSFW

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"If I wanted to murder a few hundred people in my lifetime, it would be easy enough."

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The way I choose to kill is random, like throwing a dart at a wall of photos and people would never believe that I do this, but even if they knew they would still love me.

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I sat in the electric chair and my eyes met the one who actually killed my daughter.

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The one thing I hate about my job is the constant relocation, and being forced out of my new home as soon as I start to get comfortable.

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I slowly lowered the coffin into the grave.

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After almost 50 years, we finally returned to the moon.

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Sometimes you see a fact that makes you shake your head and say "that can't be real."

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People wouldn't believe how randomly I select my victims, but even if they knew they would still love me.

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As the doctor injected the drugs into me, I started frantically looking around the room for my owner.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"NO NO NO, Use just your fingers," my wife squealed NSFW	8541
"If I wanted to murder a few hundred people in my lifetime, it would be easy enough."	4633
The way I choose to kill is random, like throwing a dart at a wall of photos and people would never believe that I do this, but even if they knew they would still love me.	3467
I sat in the electric chair and my eyes met the one who actually killed my daughter.	1786
The one thing I hate about my job is the constant relocation, and being forced out of my new home as soon as I start to get comfortable.	1677
I slowly lowered the coffin into the grave.	1245
After almost 50 years, we finally returned to the moon.	1149
Sometimes you see a fact that makes you shake your head and say "that can't be real."	1129
People wouldn't believe how randomly I select my victims, but even if they knew they would still love me.	1004
As the doctor injected the drugs into me, I started frantically looking around the room for my owner.	596