/u/CookLawrenceAt325F's posts
[WP] All the doomsday preppers were prepared for zombies, aliens, or nukes. what they weren't prepared for was nuclear aliens using zombies as a bioweapon. Now, you have captured an alien. Let the interrogation begin
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[WP] "Sweet! A Genie! I wish for..." "Ah bup bup! What'll ya give me for this wish?" "Wasn't freeing you from the lamp enough?" "Look Pal, if I granted free wishes to every hooligan who pounded on my front door in the middle of the night, I'd never get any shut-eye!"
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[WP] "I will never regret inventing this!" You exclaimed. The Narrator: They would go on to regret inventing this.
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[WP] While tripping on drugs, you found a genie and wished for immortality. When you awoke, you brushed it off as a hallucination, until you were beheaded in a car accident.
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[WP] It was Halloween night when the actual zombie apocalypse broke out. For whatever reason, the zombies are ignoring anyone in a zombie costume.
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[WP] The King of Evil, one who is prophesied to bring ruin upon the world, and summon an all consuming darkness, is... a pacifist? Why is the King of Evil a pacifist?
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[WP] While sitting at a bus stop, you see an old missing persons poster. Out of Curiosity you search what happened to them. Instead of any coherent search results, your phone displays that they are currently held captive at a very specific Longitude and Latitude.
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[WP] One day, the heads of all religions in the world recieve a telepathic message. "We are the Divine Protection Service, You have been removed from the care of your god for reasons of neglect. You will be entrusted to the care of a foster god."
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[WP] Everyone knows the age old tale of the demon king and the hero. Enemies sworn to lead their clashing nations till the end of time. You are the Anti-hero. Sworn Peacekeeper of nations, and persistent thorn in the sides of both hero and demon king alike, because you make them talk, not fight.
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