/u/Coralthesequel's posts
[WP] The genie grants your wish to be transported into your favorite tv show. However, there's one thing you didn't account for: the show wasn't originally made in English, so no one in the universe actually speaks English and you have extreme difficulty communicating with people.
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[WP] It's no use. The killer will keep coming back to terrorize you as long as this franchise remains profitable. There's only one way out. You need to turn the upcoming sequel into the dumbest, cheesiest, shark-jumpingest piece of garbage to lessen audience interest and end this nightmare for good.
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[WP] Wise one, tell me how to defeat the dark lord!... Wow, this guy talks a lot. I wonder what the others are doing right now. It's pretty cold up on this mountain. Oh shit, I zoned out! No, wise one! Don't disappear back to heaven just ye-... and he's gone.
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[WP] You're a blood sucking demon from the pits of hell, who travels the land slaughtering mortals and loves it. But it starts to lose its appeal after a couple of millenia. So you decide you want to apply for a normal human job, but still have to find a way to fill your blood quota and stay alive.
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[WP] You stand at the edge of the cliff, facing your rival, ready to settle your differences once for all. Just then, you see two other people approaching you with their own weapons. "Excuse me?" one of them says "We have this battle area booked for 5."
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[WP] The chosen one, drunk on the power given to him, has started a conquest of the world. Now his mentor and the dark lord must work together to stop him. It takes more than the word of an old prophecy for the chosen one to win, right?
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[WP] With your reputation as the cities number one hero, a surge of other supers bearing cheap bootlegs and imitations of your suit and catchphrases have sprung up around town. Should you take legal action, or is the people's safety worth the annoyance?
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[WP] Having recently been in a horrific accident, you try to live your life with only one arm as you know that robot limbs are insanely expensive and not everyone survives the operation to get one as they're still quite new. They're also known to glitch, lock up, and break down after about a year.
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[WP] You've been recruited by the world's greatest superhero to be part of a special team. Your first target: the new hero that's been stealing his look and catchphrases. This may just be the highlight of your law career
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