/u/CornerCornea's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought the collagen was working because I stopped seeing my hairs on the floor.

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I thought I was being clever when I told the Genie, "I wish to be the best at whatever it is that I choose to do."

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The Octopus told me it was my arachnophobia acting up, and that he didn't touch me.

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I found a spaceship that claimed to have created the world as we know it today by creating volcanic eruptions for an atmosphere billions of years ago, dinosaurs for fossil fuel millions of years ago, and even spun the world on an axis to regulate temperature.

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For years, people forgot what I did, so I did, whatever I wanted.

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I must have answered my phone 8 or 9 times last night.

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The world was ablaze from the Stark Industries robots as Tony went amongst the rubble to pick up Mjolinir.

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I was hospitalized for being chronically underweight, frustrated the doctor showed me all the fat underneath the human skin and proved that it was a pointless endeavor as it would never completely disappear.

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I don't believe in voodoo dolls.

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My doctor handed me a pill and said, "This will help with the pain."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought the collagen was working because I stopped seeing my hairs on the floor.	19
I thought I was being clever when I told the Genie, "I wish to be the best at whatever it is that I choose to do."	13
The Octopus told me it was my arachnophobia acting up, and that he didn't touch me.	13
I found a spaceship that claimed to have created the world as we know it today by creating volcanic eruptions for an atmosphere billions of years ago, dinosaurs for fossil fuel millions of years ago, and even spun the world on an axis to regulate temperature.	11
For years, people forgot what I did, so I did, whatever I wanted.	11
I must have answered my phone 8 or 9 times last night.	11
The world was ablaze from the Stark Industries robots as Tony went amongst the rubble to pick up Mjolinir.	8
I was hospitalized for being chronically underweight, frustrated the doctor showed me all the fat underneath the human skin and proved that it was a pointless endeavor as it would never completely disappear.	4
I don't believe in voodoo dolls.	3
My doctor handed me a pill and said, "This will help with the pain."	2