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The government keeps telling us that the new virus isn't to be worried about.

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NASA ground control was ecstatic when the first manned mission to Mars successfully returned to Earth.

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The old man suited up, loaded his sleigh, and took off to deliver gifts around the globe.

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We all rejoiced as the planet shattering asteroid changed trajectory just weeks before impacting earth.

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Astronaut Charlie Duke froze in terror as he saw the small family portrait underneath his pillow.

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I finally fulfilled my life long dream of being the first solo astronaut to land on the moon.

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I was about half way through the delicious roast my girlfriend prepared for me, when I bit into something.

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After decades of sending signals into space, we finally received an intelligent response.

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My parents sat me down and said the 4 most terrifying words I have ever heard.

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This morning I woke up to a message, etched in the frost on my kitchen window.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The government keeps telling us that the new virus isn't to be worried about.	57
NASA ground control was ecstatic when the first manned mission to Mars successfully returned to Earth.	52
The old man suited up, loaded his sleigh, and took off to deliver gifts around the globe.	40
We all rejoiced as the planet shattering asteroid changed trajectory just weeks before impacting earth.	40
Astronaut Charlie Duke froze in terror as he saw the small family portrait underneath his pillow.	39
I finally fulfilled my life long dream of being the first solo astronaut to land on the moon.	36
I was about half way through the delicious roast my girlfriend prepared for me, when I bit into something.	36
After decades of sending signals into space, we finally received an intelligent response.	33
My parents sat me down and said the 4 most terrifying words I have ever heard.	33
This morning I woke up to a message, etched in the frost on my kitchen window.	32