/u/CorpseComfort's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw Frank walk into the office this morning but I thought they late him go yesterday.

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This morning I woke up to a message, etched in the frost on my kitchen window.

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386 missed calls.

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Finally, I've gotten my wish, peace and quiet.

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They grounded the plane and refused to let us out.

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My third wish was to be taken back to a time when I was truly happy.

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I used to enjoy birdwatching.

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My 4 year old son woke me up pleading for me to "not let them take him back to where the bad power rangers are".

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I'm writing a cookbook while taking hallucinogenic drugs.

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As the ground trembled, I knew the Old Gods had accepted my sacrifice.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw Frank walk into the office this morning but I thought they late him go yesterday.	32
This morning I woke up to a message, etched in the frost on my kitchen window.	32
386 missed calls.	27
Finally, I've gotten my wish, peace and quiet.	27
They grounded the plane and refused to let us out.	26
My third wish was to be taken back to a time when I was truly happy.	23
I used to enjoy birdwatching.	22
My 4 year old son woke me up pleading for me to "not let them take him back to where the bad power rangers are".	20
I'm writing a cookbook while taking hallucinogenic drugs.	18
As the ground trembled, I knew the Old Gods had accepted my sacrifice.	18