/u/CorsairVI's posts
[WP] You come across a monkey's paw with one wish left. You wish for total human-like two-way communication with all animals. As the last finger curls up, you start hearing birds talking like people, but soon find out that no human can understand you; in fact, they start treating you like an animal.
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[WP] It's the classic story; you come across a talking frog who says they're really royalty cursed to be a frog and can only be cured with a kiss. You take a chance, kiss the frog and *POOF* it works! Everything's bigger, you're now a frog, you crave flies and- wait, what?
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[WP] You and your spouse used to be trained assassins hired to take each other out. You love each other dearly and your daily home life together is full of playful little moments, like dancing around the house or trying to kill each other while making dinner.
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[WP] As someone who got things done fast, you've heard "Rome wasn't built in a day" by basically everyone. Each time someone tells you, you respond only with a fake smile, because you know better; it was.
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[WP] After falling down a hole while holidaying in Italy, you come to two realisations; that Rome was INDEED built in a day, and that there exists a massive subterranean colony of super-Romans that have developed their culture and technology independent of the surface world.
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[WP] A broken clock is right twice a day. Your broken clock catapults you into completely different time periods at random, though surprisingly convenient times.
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