/u/Corsair_inau's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Sir!!!! We can't defeat the humans!!! All our incursions are being defeated by the humans hive mind, this so called "Social Media"!!!
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[WP] It was a baby Griffin relocation this morning, a squad of pixies to be exterminated at lunch, a nesting Dragon to be caught this afternoon and a ghost to be exorcised tonight, paranormal pest control is an interesting job...
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[WP] Your Dad recently passed, leaving you his pride and joy, a black and red 67 mustang Fastback. The first time you have ever been able to drive it on your own, you hear a voice telling you to stop pussyfooting around and floor it...
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[WP] Some of the old gods has risen again, amassing many followers in the modern world, they need to be taken down before they cause the end of days. Who ever introduced the old ones to social media has alot to answer for!!!
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[WP] You walk in the door after a rough day at work cursing your boss and calling him the devil. Your cat wanders in and says "You called?" When your jaw falls open and you stare at him, he clears his throat and "meow..."
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[WP] The aliens invaded the earth and thought they won. The humans realised early on that they couldn't win a straight up war, so they pretended to be caretakers of the diverse wildlife. Too bad for the aliens, every animal on earth wants to kill them. Humans are capitalising on this.
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[WP] Turns out that the afterlife being peacefull was a lie, sold to the human race to tip the scales in the Hells favour. But the Hells didn't count on modern souls having combat experience, guess playing all those video games is about to pay off in the afterlife.
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[WP] "For what service have you summoned me from the depths of Hell? Fame, power, Glory?" "No, I just want to be like the other kids, they tease me because I don't have all the same limbs as they do...."
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[WP] "I'm tired, mate." He picks his hat up off the bar and draws it down low. "It's all up to you now" eyes glow from under the hat brim before he turns and stalks out of the pub, long coat billowing behind him.
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[WP] Your best friend comes charging into your bedroom yelling "get-up-get-up-get-up, the apocalypse is here it's really here!!!!" You have been prepping and training for this for your entire life, except that you prepared for the wrong apocalypse... how screwed are you?
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