/u/Covert_Ruffian's posts
[WP] So, someone sent a human after you. That's alright. Just hire two humans. I'll even throw in a BOGO50 offer! Limited time only, get 'em while you can! Before it gets you, of course.
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[WP] "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" becomes true. Soon, Death comes to you... because he's out of a job and needs to pay the bills.
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[WP] "Attention everyone in Heaven and Hell! There have been some rule changes to accommodate the 21st century. Some of you will stay in place and some will be switched in a few seconds."
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[WP] "Alright, get on with it. Preach, proselytize, tell me I'm a false god. I've got an eternity and I strongly doubt you've got anything interesting to say." Turns out the real God is nothing like we imagined.
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[WP] "If you knew what was really going on, the true stakes involved... you would've made the same choice," said the agent that failed the mission.
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[WP] You live in a society where showing one's face to others is forbidden - so everyone wears masks or helmets. One day, a powerful gust of wind tears off your and your friend(s)'s masks. You and everyone else are terrified, and it's not because of the law breaking.
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[WP] Long after the human civilization terraformed Mars and collapsed afterwards, surviving tribes still encounter machines that made it all possible. The Terminals can make anything, so why should they not be deemed gods?
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[WP] You're the IT God. Every day, you get calls from all sorts of deities and beings demanding that you fix their problems with all sorts of things - from world-building to smiting and so on.
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[WP] New to the town, you decide to walk into a bar. Problem is... all patrons seem to be uncanny versions of "... walk into a bar" jokes.
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