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[WP] "The white-clad soldier kept running across the land, his rifle bouncing up and down over his back, and his unshaven face was a husk filled with fear."
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[WP] Your unit has been decimated. You're pinned down behind a rock, bullets whizzing around your position. The suppressive fire stops and you hear footsteps. Readying your gun, you prepare for death in the glare and heat of the sun... but only Keanu Reeves comes and sits next to you.
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[WP] "You stole the world from us. We will be merciful in your sentencing, for we will give you a choice: stay here and help us fix what you've ruined or die with nothing to yourselves and be lost forever, like we think you ought to be."
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[WP] "These humans just aren't learning. I don't see them having much of a future as spacefarers." "Glarx, if that's the case, why don't we make them immortal? Then they'll have no choice but to clean up their act."
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[WP] "After everything you've given us and we won the war and we now have world peace... you never named your price. What is it?" the President asked. "To go home," the warrior replied.
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[WP] A decade after the Falcon Heavy launch, the first Moon landing since 1972 is scheduled. The reason: the Tesla is on the Moon. With a parking ticket stuck to the windshield.
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[WP]"C'mon, Glarx. The humans are ASKING to be conquered. No intelligent race ever sent out as many radio waves, but there they are."
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