/u/Covert_Ruffian's posts
[WP] Ask him to prepare any dish and he will do it to perfection. He doesn't charge, he doesn't speak, he just listens to the request, and he comes back twenty-two minutes later with the most perfectly cooked request of a dish. He is The Cook.
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[WP] "Welcome to the Galactic Museum. It contains a bit of everything, every mineral, every species, history of a planet, science, all you could want. Except the E-word planet, we don't talk about that one," said the alien tour guide.
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[WP] Direct murder has now been reversed - the to-be killer dies but the to-be victim lives. You are a hitman who uses loopholes to earn a living.
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[WP] "The jury has deemed you guilty. For your heinous crimes, I hereby sentence you to 1000 years of life. Not a life sentence, but a sentence of life."
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[WP] "Artificial Intelligence G.O.D, your existence is an abomination. But you didn't ask to be created and we can't kill you. The Martian Council sentences you to banishment to the third planet from the Sun. You won't die, but neither will you live among us."
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[WP] The Dark Lord was down, bleeding as the Hero stood over him. "I saw your journey and what you did to get here," the Dark Lord said. "You're a *good* person... but that doesn't mean you're a good *person*."
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[WP] The last of humanity is in a single ship, having fled the Earth after an extinction event. You, the ship's captain, are wondering if letting humanity continue is such a good idea; it isn't like things were better on Earth before the cataclysm.
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[EU] "Charlie, you ever notice when we clean up after Mr. Wick, almost everyone's got two headshots? Isn't one enough?"
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