/u/Covert_Ruffian's posts
[WP] "There must be some misunderstanding. This IS the punishment." "But I love it here." "Sir, we have a problem, the subject either doesn't understand words or is immune to our inhumane torture methods."
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[WP] First contact leads to humanity's appearance in the intergalactic community. A glaring difference between humanity and everyone else becomes apparent; everyone is just... different. Nobody can quite put an appendage to it.
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[WP] Centuries ago, humanity united and repelled alien invaders. Humanity has been preparing to take the fight to their homeworld and sent you to strike back. Now you and your crew just reached it, only to see...ruins.
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[WP] Humans are reviled by other alien species for a simple, yet apparently harmless (to other humans) characteristic.
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[WP] The aliens brought heavy laser weaponry. Unfortunately for us, they heat up metals and blast through armor. Unfortunately for them, human skin isn't metal and their lasers don't work on us or our clothing.
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[WP] At long last, humanity has left the Oort cloud... To find the space beyond is utterly teeming with life; an entire intergalactic civilization and Earth is in it. The ambassadors sent to negotiate with each other are confused as to how neither side has ever detected the other.
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[WP] "It is I, God. I am letting you, my children, know that I have chosen to retire. Bob shall be my successor. Good luck, Bob."
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[WP] An old gentleman next to you falls over, clutching his chest in pain. As you catch him and try to dial 911, he tells you to stop and listen to him. "White Chevy Impala, Virginia plates. Take it and drive away," he says and then dies.
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