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Only 2% of people consume enough potassium daily. Why do dieticians recommend such high levels of potassium when so many people function normally on less?
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[WP]The disheveled alien pleaded before the President: "Please, you must accept us poor refugees. We are running from a cosmic horror known as the Amazon Alexas"
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[WP] As is tradition, an ambassador from the Galactic Federation visits the President for their annual discussion. Their talk is going well, until the President asks his Amazon Alexa to tell him the time. The usually relaxed alien stares intensely at the device and then shoots it without hesitation.
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You secretly find out you're in your own version of the Truman Show. Your show will be canceled soon unless you do something outrageous. If you don't, every member of the cast will be euthanized. If you do too much, you might spend the rest of your life in prison. What do you do?
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[WP]You were a lead organizer at MENSA until you suffered a traumatic brain injury. Shunned from your former community, you become a villain who retards public intellectuals using non-lethal neurotoxins.
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[WP]"I am the great, all knowing mage. You are the fairest and most just in all the kingdom. You have been chosen by Heaven to save us." "How can I be the most just? I literally just lit a man on fire for fun?" "As I said, you are the best of the kingdom."
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