/u/Crazy_ManMan's posts
[WP] Everybody always thought they'd be prepared for the zombie doomsday. None of them were ready for the creeper apocalypse. You have to have eyes on the back of your head in this explosive new world.
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[WP] Your little girl's active imagination and numerous imaginary friends has always been adorable and charming... That is until she started summoning them in a pentagram.
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[WP] Jesus was raising Lazarus from the dead, when something went horribly wrong. Saving humanity has a whole new meaning now.
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[WP] The perfect cyborgs are created, but the horrible secret is that the AI is smart enough to slowly take over your brain, and you can't warn anybody of this side affect.
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[WP] The aliens didn't even attempt to communicate with humans. They don't consider them that interesting or intelligent. It's the real masterminds of what humans call Earth they wish to talk to.
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[WP] You finally found some privacy by making a new home at the bottom of the unexplored ocean. Safely tucked away from nosy neighbors and solicitors you think, you are surprised when you hear knocking on the door.
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[WP] There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... The rich end. The other end the only pot you'll find is a crackpot. That's the ghetto side of the rainbow.
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[WP] You don't fight the big bad demons, that's for the professionals. You're more of a hobbyist. You go after the lesser demons, like the ones that cause tinnitus, or the ones that make that one spot on your back that you can't quite reach itch.
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