/u/Crazy_ManMan's posts
[WP] Your superpower is that random safety features on things (seatbelts, automatic car stops, etc) save you from dying seemingly by sheer extreme luck making you essentially immortal. Somebody has been hired to assassinate you.
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[WP] "You'd need a damned army to defeat them!" He looked thoughtfully for a moment... "then a damned army it will be!" and the earth begin to shake and the sky grew dark as a crack spewing fire began to form a agonized moans and screams escaped from it.
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[WP] To this day Pluto still brags to all the other dwarf planets about how he was considered a planet. At this point it's kind of sad.
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[WP] Jesus and Santa do NOT get along. Santa has always been too corporate, Jesus too preachy and hippy. Things came to a head when Santa had a bit more than a lump of coal in store this year and Jesus has had enough. It'll be a x-massacre this year and Jesus isn't cruci-f***ing around!
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[WP] Regular house sitting didn't pay enough so now you house sit houses infested with ghosts and demons. Half the time the only real danger is the painful small talk of the haunters complaining about their human housemates. The other half you barely make it out alive. It's a dice roll.
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[WP] Mermaids don't really have a siren song. They started that rumor to scare off lonely sailors that would harass them. Their "song" they are singing is just how they clear out mucous.
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[WP] You're immortal because of your healing powers, but you don't know this because some crackpot pretending to be a doctor has tricked you into thinking they're so good at their job they can fix any injury.
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[WP] the zombie doomsday has come and went long ago, but the infection remains in the now space faring species. Humans have a reputation for being very difficult to put down.
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[WP] You were not bitten by a vampire, just licked. You get all the side effects with none of the cool powers and stuff.
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