| I chose the blue pill | 6705 | | | | |
| I wrote to Santa as a kid, today he wrote back | 4374 | | | | |
| If you see this bug, call an exterminator immediately | 2020 | | | | |
| A Disney Mascot Followed Me Home | 1938 | | | | |
| I clicked one of those spam pop-ups as a kid | 1882 | | | | |
| The real reason YouTube went down for 2 hours the other day | 1019 | | | | |
| I sold my soul to win the lottery | 1005 | | | | |
| I clipped out of bounds in real life | 447 | | | | |
| I don't know what's worse, the figure outside my house, or the one inside | 381 | | | | |
| My sleep app has picked up some strange activity | 270 | | | | |
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