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Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.

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Today was bring your pet to work day so, I brought my dog Zeus.

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As I grew older with age, I began to see multiple apparitions of people roaming all over the place.

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2000 more years, 2000 more years until this suffering is over.

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While trying to escape through the emergency exit I began to hear creaks inside the escape pod.

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I search my stash of weapons only to find a single grenade left.

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Papa and I always loved mama's grace.

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I was so glad we finally got rid of that coyote problem, now I can put my mind to rest.

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[OCT21] Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the wonderous, Hall Of Dancing Mirrors!

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This is not a test!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.	451
Today was bring your pet to work day so, I brought my dog Zeus.	131
As I grew older with age, I began to see multiple apparitions of people roaming all over the place.	63
2000 more years, 2000 more years until this suffering is over.	24
While trying to escape through the emergency exit I began to hear creaks inside the escape pod.	23
I search my stash of weapons only to find a single grenade left.	21
Papa and I always loved mama's grace.	20
I was so glad we finally got rid of that coyote problem, now I can put my mind to rest.	18
[OCT21] Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the wonderous, Hall Of Dancing Mirrors!	17
This is not a test!	17