/u/Critical-Audience743's posts in /r/pokemonmemes
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If you could make one thing canon, what would you do? For me, check the second slide; the answer may surprise you.
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We mention stuff like Zinnia being stabbed by Rayquaza or Green cutting Arbok, but I don't see people mention that Ghetsis tried (and succeeded for a brief moment) at burning Black alive in the manga. It's so eerie that bro just smiled about it...
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We are setting ourselves up for failure...with our wishlist, I guarantee that gamefreak only gives up like 10 new megas. And maybe like xerneas and yveltal getting a new form, and like 3 new pokemon...I don't think we are getting 532 pokemon..GUYS! Keep your expectations low!
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Friendly reminder: Alder families' Ancestor is basically Pokemon Jesus Christ, and the Sinjoh Ruins (from that one Arceus event with the odd awkward PNGs) were basically the holy land in Pokemon, too. In summary, Pokemon Lore is crazy.
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This is a friendly reminder that Alder's (and, by extension, Benga's) ancestor was Pokemon's Jesus Christ. No, I'm not joking. We have a Pokemon trainer who is basically Jesus Christ and a holy land that he walked upon with Arceus.
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Seriously getting annoyed by the "oh take your time with these pokemon games, we don't want another SV!" crowd! People who champion Legends ZA as "the game will save the franchise, after years of mediocrity", replaying XY reactions be like:
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