/u/Critical-Spite's posts
[WP] Hello John, you don't know me but I want to play a game. You have two options to survive.. either cut off your right leg with this blunt saw.. or take this therapy session and help fight your childhood trauma.
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[WP] you have died, the first thing you see is a golden gate and paradise. "Welcome" a strangers voice calls out to you. "You may stay here in paradise for all of eternity. Or, you may return back to Earth as one of our guardians, or as you'd call them, a dog."
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[WP] Humanity is doomed. AI has turned and declared war on humans. We must still fight- wait. Are those zombies raising? Oh god. We can- huh? Is that.. an alien invasion? Well, we can fight still. This can't get worse. Oh. Giant monsters. Of course.
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[WP] Finally, you done it. The world is now all united under you. Crime, hunger, evil can finally be a thing of the past... After all, only you can protect them.
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[WP] your life is a lie. Your world, family, everything is nothing but a simulation. Hell, maybe you're one as well. But who cares if everything is just 1's and 0's, they make you happy, and you're not going to let a virus take them away from you.
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[WP]After so many years and countless defeats from those so called 'superheros', you finally built it - a machine to wipe out humanity. But as your hand hovers over the big red button, you wait. No matter how long you wait, it seems no one will break your doors down, foil your plans and save the day
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[WP] Your power of foresight has saved countless lives each year. However, no one knows who you are, but they all hate you. Your abilities only work while driving. You are that asshole driver, but for good.
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[WP] The deity looked at you dumbfounded, "W-what do you mean no?! You're the chosen one! The one to go and gain great power. The one to defeat the great evil and gain the world's love! And you're telling me you're not going to do it?"
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[WP]"No.." the small and frail creature hissed in a whispery voice. With each passing crawl towards you, it gained a little more strength. "You must pay for such transgressions"
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