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I like my women like I like my coffee:

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Prophecy tells of a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord and they claimed it could kill Cthulhu.

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In a Taco Bell bathroom one fateful day, I frantically ripped sheets of paper out of an old almanac to clean up the mess I had made.

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Everyone warned me not to let my girlfriend go down on me, but I dismissed their warnings since she removed her dentures and obviously had no teeth.

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My father, who is a nuclear medicine technologist, has a limit to how much radiation he can have in his system and still work.

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As my son and I dined, I talked to him about family values, and how a good family is always a united front and a good influence to its other members.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I like my women like I like my coffee:	7366	TwoSentenceHorror
Prophecy tells of a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord and they claimed it could kill Cthulhu.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
In a Taco Bell bathroom one fateful day, I frantically ripped sheets of paper out of an old almanac to clean up the mess I had made.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
Everyone warned me not to let my girlfriend go down on me, but I dismissed their warnings since she removed her dentures and obviously had no teeth.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
My father, who is a nuclear medicine technologist, has a limit to how much radiation he can have in his system and still work.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
As my son and I dined, I talked to him about family values, and how a good family is always a united front and a good influence to its other members.	6	TwoSentenceHorror