/u/Crocutaborealis's posts

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"I'm not paying you to pussyfoot around," my boss had always said, "real men don't waste time on health and safety nonsense."

2593 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Oxidising clown corpses bounced into my lane of the highway, but I knew there was no point turning round.

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Once we hit cruising altitude, I leapt up and thanked God that I'd overcome my fear of flying.

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"Don't be afraid, I'm here to help," said the skeleton.

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Chosen from legions of angels to guard the child, I assumed the form of his favourite toy.

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If I don't fix this wine stain before my sister wakes up, it'll be one more thing for her to act all superior about.

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I'm done after cutting back all those weeds.

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Make me feel like I'm lost in a weird world

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Unable to face the rat race any longer, I took my own life.

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None of us have been able to stop laughing for hours

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm not paying you to pussyfoot around," my boss had always said, "real men don't waste time on health and safety nonsense."	2593	TwoSentenceHorror
Oxidising clown corpses bounced into my lane of the highway, but I knew there was no point turning round.	1419	TwoSentenceHorror
Once we hit cruising altitude, I leapt up and thanked God that I'd overcome my fear of flying.	915	TwoSentenceHorror
"Don't be afraid, I'm here to help," said the skeleton.	307	TwoSentenceHorror
Chosen from legions of angels to guard the child, I assumed the form of his favourite toy.	121	TwoSentenceHorror
If I don't fix this wine stain before my sister wakes up, it'll be one more thing for her to act all superior about.	65	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm done after cutting back all those weeds.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
Make me feel like I'm lost in a weird world	25	suggestmeabook
Unable to face the rat race any longer, I took my own life.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
None of us have been able to stop laughing for hours	7	TwoSentenceHorror