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I really hope my girlfriend appreciates the diamond I got her.

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"Ding dong, the witch is dead!", we sang merrily around her burning corpse.

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Desperate to stop coughing, I finally stuck a finger down my throat to see if anything was stuck.

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When my little girl came home from school asking for the same nails and eyelashes as the other girls, I didn't think it would be a big deal.

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"No, no!" I screamed as the giant pitbull charged towards me, but it was too late.

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My "born again Christian" Ex told me I was going to Hell for disobeying him and the church elders.

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Today I was in a team meeting and didn't realize my camera was on...

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I buried my parents today and the house is so quiet.

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Today I realized the constellations are slowly changing over time.

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I just love visiting old cemeteries.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I really hope my girlfriend appreciates the diamond I got her.	2981	TwoSentenceHorror
"Ding dong, the witch is dead!", we sang merrily around her burning corpse.	1785	TwoSentenceHorror
Desperate to stop coughing, I finally stuck a finger down my throat to see if anything was stuck.	144	TwoSentenceHorror
When my little girl came home from school asking for the same nails and eyelashes as the other girls, I didn't think it would be a big deal.	81	TwoSentenceHorror
"No, no!" I screamed as the giant pitbull charged towards me, but it was too late.	80	TwoSentenceHorror
My "born again Christian" Ex told me I was going to Hell for disobeying him and the church elders.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
Today I was in a team meeting and didn't realize my camera was on...	40	TwoSentenceHorror
I buried my parents today and the house is so quiet.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
Today I realized the constellations are slowly changing over time.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
I just love visiting old cemeteries.	23	TwoSentenceHorror