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[WP] “But they look friend-shaped!” “Human, that’s a star-eating apex predator. Do not pet it, for the last time.” “ “But FRIEND!”

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[WP] The imitation of anything is the predator of the real thing. Airplanes, birds, humans, everything. We used fake spiders in Australia, but they teamed up against us. We’re doomed.

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[WP] Turns out that common human names are the names of alien royalty. Meet the Destroyer of worlds, Ruler of galaxies, Terror of Darkness, the Supreme dictator, Bob Lee.

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“Sir, this is a Pizza Hut. You can’t just bring in a pizza from somewhere else and expect to leave alive.” Chaos erupts.

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[WP] When we met the humans, they sent us a gift. We were horrified, to see our ancestors - the Chicken, served on a silver plate.

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[WP] He failed us. So we burned him at the stake. But he came back in the form of a fire-breathing Canadian goose decades later, determined to hunt us down.

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[WP] When the Romans came, we sent Reddit users against them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] “But they look friend-shaped!” “Human, that’s a star-eating apex predator. Do not pet it, for the last time.” “ “But FRIEND!”	2
[WP] The imitation of anything is the predator of the real thing. Airplanes, birds, humans, everything. We used fake spiders in Australia, but they teamed up against us. We’re doomed.	2
[WP] Turns out that common human names are the names of alien royalty. Meet the Destroyer of worlds, Ruler of galaxies, Terror of Darkness, the Supreme dictator, Bob Lee.	1
“Sir, this is a Pizza Hut. You can’t just bring in a pizza from somewhere else and expect to leave alive.” Chaos erupts.	1
[WP] When we met the humans, they sent us a gift. We were horrified, to see our ancestors - the Chicken, served on a silver plate.	1
[WP] He failed us. So we burned him at the stake. But he came back in the form of a fire-breathing Canadian goose decades later, determined to hunt us down.	1
[WP] When the Romans came, we sent Reddit users against them.	0