/u/CrumbledTGMS's posts
[WP] You’re a convenience store employee in a fantasy manga. Nothing fazes you anymore. But the three ducks in a coat engaging three goblins in a coat in a death match was rather unexpected.
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[WP] It is the apocalypse. “Hello? I would like to order a pizza. Are you still doing deliveries?” “…yes. Of course. Give us half an hour.” Thus you embark on your journey to deliver a pizza as everything you know slowly corrodes away.
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[WP] In a desperate attempt to turn the tide, you summoned the worst demon of all time — a Canadian goose. Your kingdom is saved.
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[WP]The mafia, by tradition, are all vampire hunters. They use a restaurant as a front, using their famous garlic bread as weapons. Well, until this garlic-loving vampire came.
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[WP] “Sir, please stop drinking the water. All the fish in this establishment are going to die!” You are in an aquarium.
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[WP] When the eldritch came to reap us, to devour our homes, our protectors, the Canadian geese — they showed the eldritch the true definition of fear.
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[WP] We realised. In order to conquer the humans, we could not use violence. We had to brainwash them little by little, generation by generation, by making ourselves their idols. They will worship us.
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[WP] The invaders have unleashed the dragons of old. White and round bodies letting out ferocious honking noises, the beasts lay waste to your kingdom. You’re a soldier making your last stand. You face one of the legendary beasts.
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