/u/CrumbledTGMS's posts
[WP] Humanity is on the brink of extinction due to the alien invasion. Yet, unlikely forces in the shape of round, honking birds came to help, and devoured the invaders. Humanity is saved.
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[WP] The aliens were far superior to us. Yet they dared not attack us, out of their fear of the species they know as the ULTIMATE HONKING BEAST.
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[WP] At the end of the journey, the hero faces down the demon lord — wait. Is the demon lord a bloody slime?
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[WP] The angels. They came, to purge us, the most sinful race. Only the Canadian geese, the most powerful demons, came to help us, for we had once fed them.
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[WP] “But they look friend-shaped!” “Human, that’s a star-eating apex predator. Do not pet it, for the last time.” “ “But FRIEND!”
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[WP] The imitation of anything is the predator of the real thing. Airplanes, birds, humans, everything. We used fake spiders in Australia, but they teamed up against us. We’re doomed.
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[WP] When we met the humans, they sent us a gift. We were horrified, to see our ancestors - the Chicken, served on a silver plate.
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[WP] Turns out that common human names are the names of alien royalty. Meet the Destroyer of worlds, Ruler of galaxies, Terror of Darkness, the Supreme dictator, Bob Lee.
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