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Just as I woke up, saw a horrible looking man outside my window, dirty, unkempt, wearing ragged clothes, staring right at me.

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I'm incredibly happy and proud of my daughter graduating high school today.

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Blood splashed onto the crispy white sheets, painting our bed gory crimson as she wailed and shrieked.

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The abominations everlastingly whispered their eldritch imprecations, but I was safe from their excruciation, for I put a revolver to my temple and pulled the trigger.

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I held up my year old daughter by her chin to my face and said "Who's the cutest daughter in the whole wide world? Yes, you are!"

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Today I had an encounter with a client who made a very unique custom order, although I didn't understand for what purpose.

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I knew something was up when Buddy started barking at my girlfriend.

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She couldn't wait to tell him the good news.

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Other soldiers told me there's a belief that the place where you place the stripe stating your blood type wouldn't get hurt during the whole war.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Just as I woke up, saw a horrible looking man outside my window, dirty, unkempt, wearing ragged clothes, staring right at me.	680
I'm incredibly happy and proud of my daughter graduating high school today.	655
Blood splashed onto the crispy white sheets, painting our bed gory crimson as she wailed and shrieked.	132
The abominations everlastingly whispered their eldritch imprecations, but I was safe from their excruciation, for I put a revolver to my temple and pulled the trigger.	41
I held up my year old daughter by her chin to my face and said "Who's the cutest daughter in the whole wide world? Yes, you are!"	29
Today I had an encounter with a client who made a very unique custom order, although I didn't understand for what purpose.	25
I knew something was up when Buddy started barking at my girlfriend.	20
She couldn't wait to tell him the good news.	19
Other soldiers told me there's a belief that the place where you place the stripe stating your blood type wouldn't get hurt during the whole war.	14