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I had a famously terrible memory, and when people used to joke, asking if I remembered right from left or the days of the week, I'd laugh with them.

823 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I would always watch my toys, hoping to catch them off guard as they came to life when I turned my back.

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After watching The Thing, I became convinced that my parents were actually aliens and I had to kill them

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A man grew tired of the cool draft on his ear, so he got up to close the window

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The Golden Record was sent out long ago with hopes of reaching extraterrestrial life.

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After waking up in the night and seeing a dark shape in my room, I quickly decided it was only a coat hanging on the door; I fell back to sleep

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When I opened my eyes, I wasn't in my bed anymore, but instead the dark living room of a house that wasn't mine.

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That thing you saw running in the street still plagues your thoughts as you slip into the sheets.

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My parents always taught me that laughter is the best medicine

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[SP] Harboured

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had a famously terrible memory, and when people used to joke, asking if I remembered right from left or the days of the week, I'd laugh with them.	823	TwoSentenceSadness
I would always watch my toys, hoping to catch them off guard as they came to life when I turned my back.	640	TwoSentenceHorror
After watching The Thing, I became convinced that my parents were actually aliens and I had to kill them	96	TwoSentenceHorror
A man grew tired of the cool draft on his ear, so he got up to close the window	37	TwoSentenceHorror
The Golden Record was sent out long ago with hopes of reaching extraterrestrial life.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
After waking up in the night and seeing a dark shape in my room, I quickly decided it was only a coat hanging on the door; I fell back to sleep	16	TwoSentenceHorror
When I opened my eyes, I wasn't in my bed anymore, but instead the dark living room of a house that wasn't mine.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
That thing you saw running in the street still plagues your thoughts as you slip into the sheets.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
My parents always taught me that laughter is the best medicine	10	TwoSentenceSadness
[SP] Harboured	5	shortstories